Friday, May 3, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: Horde of crowbar-wielding madmen (and madwomen) storm Black Bear

Much of the building
was reduced to rubble.

Reports have surfaced of an assault on the Black Bear Coffee House carried out by an angry mob armed with crowbars and other assorted implements of destruction.

Some say that the Black Bear is simply undergoing routine renovations. However, the FBI has yet to rule out the possibility that this is in fact a terrorist action designed to disrupt the supply of espresso and banana bread to surrounding areas. More on this story as it develops.

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